After a mysterious event known only as the “White Flash” wipes out all women in existence, warlords, imbeciles, and perverts are left to rule the world of Olathe. Play as Brad Armstrong, a drug addict who one day happens upon an abandoned baby girl. After years of hiding, word gets out about the last surviving girl and Brad will have to sacrifice everything to save her. LISA: Definitive Edition comes bundled with both LISA: The Painful - Definitive Edition and LISA: The Joyful - Definitive Edition.